Delulu Since 1966 - England Football Baby Tee

They haven't won it since 1966. You were not alive. This has stopped nothing.

Every four years you rebuild the belief from scratch, fully convinced this is the one, armed with nothing but vibes and a squad list you've memorised. It's not denial if you're committed to it. It's a lifestyle. A heritage, even.

Delusional since before you were born. It's coming home eventually — you've decided.

The bit that matters:

• Fitted micro-rib baby tee — hugs everywhere, size up for maximum delusion comfort
• Buttery cotton blend, breathable through another sixty years if that's what it takes
• Slogan in deep navy, our own St George's cross crest
• S–2XL