Messi Has the World Cup, Jude Has Sole Custody of My Sanity - England Football Baby Tee

Messi got the World Cup. Fine. Wonderful. Statue-worthy. But your sanity was awarded, in full, to a lad from Stourbridge — and there's no visitation arrangement.

Every match, your nervous system goes with him. He picks the ball up in midfield and something in your chest files for emotional bankruptcy. Custody is custody.

Messi can keep the cup. Jude keeps you.

The bit that matters:

• Fitted micro-rib baby tee — hugs everywhere, size up if your sanity needs the extra room
• Buttery cotton blend, breathable through every custody hearing (kickoff to full time)
• Slogan in deep navy, our own St George's cross crest
• S–2XL