We Prepared for Messi, Not Their 12th Man - England Football Baby Tee

The tactics board covered Messi — the press, the low block, the set pieces. What it did not cover was the gentleman in the middle with the whistle and a soft spot for the other lot.

Eleven of theirs you can plan for. It's the twelfth — awarding fouls against physics — who ruins the afternoon. You saw it coming. You wore the tee that says so.

Marked everyone. Except him.

The bit that matters:

• Fitted micro-rib baby tee — hugs everywhere, size up if the injustice needs space
• Buttery cotton blend, breathable through six added minutes you don't trust
• Slogan in deep navy, our own St George's cross crest
• S–2XL