Emotionally Involved With 11 Men - England Football Baby Tee

Eleven men. One national side. A deeply one-sided emotional situation you have never once regretted.

Your entire Saturday hinges on people who will never know you exist. You've cried over a back-pass. You've felt personally betrayed by a substitution. Your mood is, at this point, an eleven-man group project — and you didn't volunteer, you were chosen.

It's not weird. It's loyalty.

The bit that matters:

• Fitted micro-rib baby tee — hugs everywhere, size up if your heart needs the space
• Buttery cotton blend, breathable through every emotional 4pm kickoff
• Slogan in deep navy, our own St George's cross crest
• S–2XL