Hey Jude (Call Me) - England Football Baby Tee

Hey Jude — don't make it bad. Take a sad game and, you know, win it single-handedly while you lose your mind on the sofa.

Half Beatles singalong, half shameless midfield crush, fully aware it's never happening. The number's on the tee. The ball's in his court.

Na-na-na, call me.

The bit that matters:

• Fitted micro-rib baby tee — hugs everywhere, size up for comfort
• Buttery cotton blend, breathable through the whole singalong
• Slogan in deep navy, our own St George's cross crest
• S–2XL