In a Situationship With England - Football Baby Tee

You don't know where you stand. Neither does England. That's kind of the whole thing.

It's undefined, it's emotionally exhausting, and every single time you swear you're done — a late goal, a good tournament, one hopeful headline — and you're right back in it. No label. No closure. Just ninety minutes of mixed signals, four times a decade.

You could leave. You won't.

The bit that matters:

• Fitted micro-rib baby tee — hugs everywhere, size up if you'd like room to overthink
• Buttery cotton blend, breathable through every "this is the last time"
• Slogan in deep navy, our own St George's cross crest
• S–2XL