It's Coming Home (To My Flat) - England Football Baby Tee

It's coming home. To yours, specifically — not the nation's, yours, where you've personally been carrying this team from the sofa all tournament.

The trophy knows the address. You've cleared a shelf. The girls have been told to keep the afternoon free.

You're welcome, England.

The bit that matters:

• Fitted micro-rib baby tee — hugs everywhere, size up if you'd rather stay smug in comfort
• Buttery cotton blend, breathable enough to survive extra time
• Slogan in deep navy, our own St George's cross crest
• S–2XL