The Hand of God Started It, Jude Can Finish It - England Football Baby Tee

Maradona started it in '86 with a hand he swore was a head. Forty years of simmering later, the finishing rights belong to Jude.

This isn't a match, it's an appointment with history — the kind you've already booked the afternoon off for. He settles it; you get to be unbearable about it.

Started by a hand. Finished by a Bellingham.

The bit that matters:

• Fitted micro-rib baby tee — hugs everywhere, size up for comfort during unfinished business
• Buttery cotton blend, breathable through forty years of buildup
• Slogan in deep navy, our own St George's cross crest
• S–2XL